This one day. i was actually sober surprisingly. I went over to my moms house for a week and this fat girl was walking past the house from the trailer park that is right next to our house. Just think she looked like Fatbasterd but a girl. and she even had a bit of a beard... EWW. anyways. this girl was walking by and i looked out the window and started looking all retarded and started acting like i was having a seisure. then i ran to the front door and opend it and pretended like i was on a chain. I screemed " MOMMY Let me off of my chain I wanna be like daddy " and i started tweeking out even more. I endded up on the ground acting like a fish out of water and after the girl left me and everyone over at my moms house was laughing our asses off. The next day my mom went to go and get the mail. There was a letter in there. "to whom it may concern, i walked passed your house and i felt you were very atractive, you seem a little bit hyper but thats how i like my men. If you would like to meet with me and have some fun call me, ( not giving number to you guys ) , Love Cathy.

ALSO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I WAS IN MY BOXXERS AND A WIFE BEETER. I WISH I HAD A STRAIGT JACKET

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