This is sad, I just had to merge my own posts

And I have a solution for myself: BUY THE DAMN GAME! Oh wait I did that and it worked fine

The best part was I found it used at GameStop for
$5! I went back the next day, to return something else that didn't work, and the manager realized that I got the game for $5 and was pissed. Said it was a glitch in the system. I win!
