cuz:
They don't smell nice,
They think IRL are a myth
They are virgins who masturbate to different pornsites and allways take the tour but have no intention of ever becoming a member
They refer to IRL as AFK
They say "BRB food" while they heat their billys pizza in he microven
They use Cola as others use amphetamine
They use the word "evn" or "*" when they correct a typo
They brag about ther computer

But mostly because they can :P

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