So, as you can see here (<- you click on here thrice, then you will be escorted by two armed men to the back room. Once there you will be here) i have made a shocking breakthrough in contraptions. You see, many other people have claimed to make "computers" on the psp but i have actually succeeded. It is a fully functioning computer and has been tested to perform at 76.2 terraflops. This is amazing as it outperforms standard super computers. Since i am a certified genius (http://www.certifyyourcertificates.c...hewlarson.html <-- there's my life biography and my certificate of being smarter than you) the task was not hard at all. All i had to do was develop a way to build a system in which efficiency is not based on hardware, but rather the intellect of the user. Being quite smart myself i got the mind boggling results, however, an average psp3d forum user (an IQ of around 70) will most likely get 15.4 teraflops by my calculations. However, this is still quite fast. Also, another deciding factor is the size of your wiener. Being gifted with nearly two feet of pant meat i was able to control the machine much better. The reason for this is the fact that the interface attaches to your wiener, and more space allows for more sensors and an overall better performance. Expect to see a bottleneck around 3 or 4 feet of penis. That is all, i will keep you all informed on my progress and perhaps public release can be made soon. News on my discovery can be found at http://www.hugepenisforfastercompute...akthrough.html.