The unofficial Ask a Stupid Question and Get a Stupid Answer! Thread

[pj1115]

Because the sheep bake them donuts in their freezer.

Why is this my last ever post here?

[Callapidae]

Because you did it with a tree and now the tree is pregnant and your not sure if you're the real father or not and it turns out the tree was already married to a cow and now the cow wants to kill you so you're leaving so the cow wont kill you.

[FreeJ]

Originally Posted by Bono

Because you did it with a tree and now the tree is pregnant and your not sure if you're the real father or not and it turns out the tree was already married to a cow and now the cow wants to kill you so you're leaving so the cow wont kill you.

andthat concludes our story on how to accidetally bake a cake
Doubleposted Message Below:
why is that girl i watch get changed at night through her window cheating on me?

[Callapidae]

You are actually pj in disguise and the woman is actually a cow. She saw you and the tree last night, in bed, and now she wants revenge!

[Gav]

What are a cats?

[daniwul]

A large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male; may weigh up to 250 kg (550 lb)...

What's green and says "Look at me, I'm a frog!" ?

[MadManMcGee]

A turkey!
You see, there was an accident in which a tin of green paint dropped on its head, covering it in green paint and causing mental instabilities, leading to it have delusions that its a frog.

How can I become über l33t like apgunner?

[theaceoffire]

Originally Posted by MadManMcGee

How can I become über l33t like apgunner?

1. Refuse to spell anything correctly. Cause the Man wants you to.
2. Use Linux + Windows + MAC, and insult which ever two your not on.
3. Replace everything on your computer with 3rd party programs, and then complain about how nothing works.
4. Make code with no tabs, spaces, comments, headers or readme's, then insult everyone who mentions it.
5. Be me.
6. Dance with me Lois, Dance the Dance of life.
7. Don't read the above two.
8. Remove all letters from the keyboard, and type with one toe while having *($#$%#$ with your wife/husband/who the heck are you/how did you get in my house/I have a lock on the door/Get out already/that was odd.
9. Don't mention that you did number 8.
10. Do that l33t thing for a while, then move on to L337, and finally \_/|33|2 |_337. If they can read what you say, they are uncoo.
11. |g/\/0|2 /\/|_|/\/\|33|2 10.
12. Don't read this list. Leet people already know this list.

Ok, here is a good one:
How many times has Jon Stewart said "Nambla"?

[gun335]

Unknown.

=HAHA, I read 11. It says 'Ignore Number 10'.
I must be |_|B3r 13373573r 7|-|4/\/ j00 n00b5o5z!@!!11one1!1@!=

Here is the most common and dumbest one of all time starting from the launch of the PSP:
How do I make my PSP play Runescape!?!!1

[Gav]

Runescape or Runescape Classic?
^Does knowing the difference make me gay?^